Omg I found the previous anon. xD
A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.”
Excuse you? (Also I’m worth more than $200, thanks.)
Thanks for the submission, hun. And hell yes, you’re worth WAY more than $200. You don’t come across as someone planning on selling themselves, but if you were, you could get away with charging the $200 as the flat fee for the privilege of taking you to dinner. Flat fee, no add-ons. No pick up/drop off, no kiss goodnight. Meet at the restaurant, an hour and a half long dinner, goodbye.
And guys on OkCupid, IT’S REALLY DISRESPECTFUL TO OFFER A WOMAN MONEY FOR HER COMPANY. Unless she’s marketing herself as being interested in that sort of relationship, don’t even fucking think about it.
I had a guy offer me $400 once… quickly told him where to go and how to get there… seriously, if you’re that desperate just call an actual escort service.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop